Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
So I was giffing and now I can’t stop laughing.
Wasn’t this also the plot of “The Name of the Doctor?”
BUT look at his face
so proud of his new shield and then peggy shoots him
|Song: Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf|
|Played: 555,231 times.|
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
What the actual fuck hahahaha
Almost that time of year again.
the new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
What the hell….
Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.
Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time
Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.
dont let the fanfic writers see this